WEDDINGS MAKE ME CRY! WHY?

Maybe it's because just about every golf course with a huge banquet hall is broke!

 

I cry at weddings held at golf courses.

I cry because the golf course needs to host weddings to get money so they can pay their employees to mow the greens!

I cry when I see a greens mower with 12,000 hours chugging by a clubhouse hosting a wedding!

I cry when I see the bride's photo shoot by the pool - while the members were kicked out for the afternoon to make way for a wedding!

I cry when I'm passing the clubhouse to the tenth tee and can't get in the clubhouse to grab a beer, because the wedding party is in the way!

I cry when I hear planners and architects designing a golf course to host weddings.